Some things I learned by being to lazy to go to the market:
Coffee isn't really all that bad with honey.
You really do only need a pea size dollop of toothpaste to get the job done.
Concerning hairspray...less is more.
I am capable of making a lunch out of peanut butter crackers and coming away satisfied.
It's possible to eat Frosted Mini Wheats without milk.
Toilet paper is a perfectly acceptable substitution for nose tissues.
Napkins are NOT a good substitute for toilet paper.
Same goes for paper towels.
There is no good, acceptable substitution for Q-Tips for the swabbing of the ears.
Popcorn and Devil Dogs should not be eaten as a dinner... more than twice a month.
That is all.
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Pot calling the kettle black
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3 comments:
Well well well, Miss Pickypants is too good for paper towels as toilet paper.
You probably never even thought of using advertising fliers.
So stuck up.
Not that I'm picky or opposed to advertising fliers at all. In fact, I read them all the time.
I just have an irrational fear of my toilet overflowing. It happens to be my worst nightmare, and in that nightmare I can't find the shutoff valve so I'm knee-deep in shit water.
Nothing that shouldn't be flushed down the toilet is flushed.
I bitched out LL for tossing a ciggy-butt in the pot before and I insisted it could cause a clog.
I agree with the q-tips thing, mostly because I have tried some "creative" solutions to that problem once or twice with not good results.
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